I got a haircut today. It's cute, but I'm sure you've heard the phrase "lipstick on a pig"? I mean really, can you cut my hair to minimize my butt? The hair on my head of course.
I'm serious. The hair cut is really cute. But it does little to nothing to disguise the fact that I am fat. Which is okay, but let's not pretend otherwise.
You know the whole bruhaha about the body scanners? Why in the world are we so concerned about people seeing us naked? Really, does my clothing somehow miraculously disguise the fact that I'm fat? Is someone on the other side of the scanner going to go "Wow! Check this out! This lady is FAT!!" Thank you captain obvious. Perhaps it's the opposite concern--the concern that one is just soooo attractive naked that all the agents on the other side of the monitor are going to be sitting back goin' bow-chicka-chick-bow-bow! Really folks, we have some serious body issues in this country . . . don't get me started on "anti-aging", surgical enhancement, or basic body-hair-a-phobia. Why exactly do we all hate ourselves so much?
I can't wait for my 20 year high school reunion this summer. 'Course, just go to Facebook to see who's had some serious work done. Sooooo not natural.
Does this haircut make me look fat?
3 comments:
Oh how I love you! Thanks for the laugh, and for the reminder to not be too hard on myself. I was just down in the dumps and you lifted me right on out of there. Thank you friend.
You're fat? Apparently the haircut you had before hid it well ... :)
So glad to know it's all because of my hair that I look fat.
I'll have to work on that hair.
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